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``(2) If Mickey Mouse is going to sign it, and Donald Duck is going to notarize it... THEN DON'T SIGN IT... because we don't need it signed. BUT... if we DO need it signed, then don't forge it and file a fraudulent document into the public record. If you do that, it'll cost you thousands and you could end up in jail.''